America's Got Talent - 2009 (07/07/2009)

And, we begin the auditions, again.

Los Angeles Auditions.

First up, Nathan Watkins aka: "Nasty Nate", 20yo, from Atlanta, GA, Singer. Says he can make all the greats look like amatuers. OMG! NO! Has attitude, but can't sing. Has no pitch control at all. "Simply the Best". Nope. Not by a long shot. Piers and David buzzed. David: Let's just sum this up, that was simply the worst. Piers: You're not going to Vegas, you're going to the local cab rank, to go home. Big no from David. No from Piers. No from Sharon. NOPE! (GOOD!)

Zahid Khan. One man instrument. Nope. Buzzed off.
Lealand Faulkner. Paper mask. Nope. Buzzed off.
Iota Arcane. Fastest Poet. Wrote one for AGT. "read it". Nope. Buzzed off.

Sharon: all the talent is supposed to be congregating here. Maybe they're coming after lunch, 'cause they're not...

Break.

LA, again.

David puts on the Baywatch gear (sunglasses, jacket, whistle, and board... No suit, TG!) Hopeful to "save a few careers".

Sheldon Wesley and ???, fitness instructors, "Footworks Fitness", turns step into a drum and kinda dance around it. Buzzed off.
Scott Weider, Flys a kite. Nope. Buzzed off.
Circus Runaways. Buzzed
missed name. Buzzed.
Buzzes in quick montage.
K-dizzle. Rapper. Nope.

NOTHING, yet.

Today's final act. 49yo Nurse, Terri Williams. Piers: The good news is you couldn't be any worse than what we've seen so far. (Yes she can!) Sharon commits Hari Kari. Piers walks off. David hits all the buzzes. Nope. (Related to Celine Dion? Didn't get the singing gene!)

Piers: Worst day in America's Got Talent. Even the Hoff couldn't rescue us today. Sharon wants to call in sick tomorrow. David said it's the worst day of his LIFE!

Break. Looks like all the weirdos and whackos hit them first day. Maybe another day will be better.

Still LA

Bri, 17yo, sing and play keyboard, "Burnin' up" (Jonas Bros). She's not bad. No buzzes. Crowd chants Vegas. Sharon: Finally someone comes on stage that has their own personality and isn't imitating someone else. Piers: You have raw talent. Piers: Yes. David: You got talent, Yes. Sharon: Yes. She's IN! (They finally got one!)

Break.

Still LA

TJ and the Little Mamas, 6-9yo dancers. Cute. David: Very, very good. Very good. Do you guys wanna go to Vegas? (YES). Yes all around. They're in.

Miss Germany, Fire act. David: One Hot Mama. Yes, all round.
Janice Martin, Aerial Silk, violin and vocal act. She's in.
Scott Brothers. Cartoon Style Popping act. They're in.

Break.

LA still.

Iconic Crew. Dancers - Good. They're in.

Robert Dunn. "Monsier Pedicure". Revolutionary Dance style - Toe dancer. Just dicovered last summer. Wiggles toe to music. Buzzed by all. David: Everytime I think the worst act in history is on our show, you are number one. Sharon: Speechless. Nope. Buzzed out.

Mario Ferrera and wife, Jennifer, Sexy and Dangerous act. Scares her, but he does that. David: You guys have come to play. Juggles chainsaws. Sharon: Got everyone's attention. David: Sexy and Dangerous, you're going to Vegas. They're in.

Break.

Last contestant of the day. Lawrence Beaman, 34yo. Singer. Native of Mississippi. "Old Man River". Deep Baritone/Bass singer. Very good. GREAT in fact. Standing Ovation, including the judges. (Very emotional/crying at end.) Sharon took a tissue to him. Piers: Amazing, stunning performance. Sharon: One of God's acts, you really are. David: What you brought to this show is class, grace and talent. And we have a lot to learn from people like you. Piers: Thing is, I'm not sure how much this audience liked you (knowing). Standing Ovation, again. Yes, all round. He's DEFINITELY in. David: He came on looking beautiful, sang beautifully... and the audience loved him.

That's it for tonight. See you tomorrow.

Full show link - http://www.nbc.com/americas-got-talent/video/episodes/#vid=1133419