America's Got Talent (AGT) (2010) - June 2, 2010 - Auditions

From Dallas, tonight.

Segment #1.

ArcAttack - Produce music with lightning.
Long intro. Sharon Buzzed.
When the lightning started, though, she was flabbergasted.
Piers and Howie were wide-eyed, too.
Howie: Like if MIT had a marching band. So unique.
Piers: One of the most incredible auditions I have ever seen.
Sharon: A bit too technical for me.
Howie, yes siree.
Sharon: No.
Piers: Yes.

Jeremy - "Cut Thoat Freak Show" - A genital daredevil.
Sharon and Piers buzzed when he dropped his pants.
AGT logo covers his crotch, though he had a trash can.
Nick has to light a lighter, and begged Howie to hit the buzzer.
He didn't. Nick lights the lighter, the guy reaches out, and...

Break - Segment #2

Jeremy - Part 2
He lit his dick, just like teens have and gotten REALLY burnt.
Sharon hit Howie's Buzzer.
Piers: I would say, "Never"
Sharon: No.
Howie: I would say, without this show, go to Vegas and blow your BUZZ! No.

Janna Dora Somar - Sing, Act, Model. Singing.
Singing "You're No Good", slinking around. Not that great.
Sharon buzzed.
Piers buzzed.
Howie asks around for a dollar. And gives it to her.
Sharon: The only thing missing was the Pole.
Piers: I don't think I've ever heard a singer pick a more appropriate song.
Piers: No.
Sharon: No.
Howie: No.

Break - Segment #3

Bert Davis, his wife, and the Muttley Crew - Dog act. All rescue dogs.
To "Who Let the Dogs Out"
Fun act.
Piers; I don't normally like dog acts, but there's something about your mutts. Yes.
Sharon: Your dogs are gorgeous. It's a Yes from me.
Howie: Yes.

Le Freak
"Play that Funky Music White Boy"
Yes all round.

Chip Townsend. Martial Artist - I break stuff.
Yes all round.

Erin go Braughless. Professional Burlesque Dancer.
Chubby. Nicks says: It's gotta be jelly, 'cause jam don't shake like that.
Yes, all round. (She sat on Piers' lap. He said, "It's a Yes, baby".

Break - Segment #4

Taylor Matthews - 18yo - Wants to be a professional musician and win the show.
(very nervous. laughs a lot)
"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" like the uke version, then rocks it up a bit.
Crowd loved it. Standing O from them.
Sharon: Still nervous? "Shaking like a dog".
Howie: Loved it.
Sharon: I liked it because you're different. Odd in a way. But a GOOD odd.
Piers: Fantastic voice, cheesy grin. Loved the whole damn thing.
Yes all round.

Break - Segment #5

Ray Sanders - former band director. Playing a rare instrument. 62yo.
Playing a turkey baster. Like a slide whistle.
Buzzed off on the first song.

Nancy La Fancy.
Buzzed off. (Thank God!)

Jason Andrews - Magician.
Buzzed off.

Jason Dowd(?) - Singer.
Buzzed off.
(Says he does this on cruise ships. I need warned if I go on one he's on!)

Miss Donna - Twirls flaming Samoan knives. She's 1/2 blind.
Totally blind in the left eye.
Piers buzzed.
Sharonh buzzed.
Howie buzzed. (from under desk)
Piers: Every time I think we've seen everything on this show, we see someone like you.
Howie: For your safety, no.
Piers: because you're so unusual and dangerous, yes.
Sharon: Yes.
She's in.

Break - Segment #6

CJ Dippa - 11yo. Rapping for 8 years. Rapper/Dancer/Writes music.
Doing a song he wrote.
Broke up with last GF a week ago. Has a LD girlfriend.
Audience loved it. (He moonwalked a bit, too.)
Howie: You wrote it and performed it... Your parents told you you're white, right?
Piers: A small Eminem - "The difference between Eminem and me, is Eminem don't dance.
Piers: A Yo Yes.
Sharon: Yes.
Howie: You're going to Vegas.
(He raps backstage with Nick beatboxing for him.)

And, that's it.

See ya next Tuesday and Wednesday!
In New York.