Americas Got Talent (AGT) - 06/04/2013 - Premier Show

Two hour show.

And so it begins. AGT for 2013 starts. As always, I do my best to keep up with what's being said, but if not, paraphrase. NBC Highlights - http://www.nbc.com/americas-got-talent/video/.

Nick does a version of Living in America with lots of "potential acts", the judges, and the audience.

Now we see many acts from San Antonio signing in, and in line... Kinda introing the new judges - Heidi Klum and Mel B.

A few new rules - Three yeses to go through to the next round.

Guy with Venemous Snakes - Walks out on stage with a box with two rattlesnakes in it. Puts a balloon in his mouth, and the snake strikes the balloon (blowing it up).
Mel - This is the type of scary thing I like.
Howie - You are out of your mind.
Howard - That was real danger. You put on a show that had us on the edge of our seat.
Howard - Yes
Heidi - Yes
Mel B - Yes
Howie - Yes.
He's through.

Commercials - Segment #2

Singer - Marty Brown from Franklin Kentucky
Bob Dylan song - Make You Feel My Love
(He did a great job.)
Audience cheering.
Heidi (brought his wife onstage) and asks his wife some questions. She tricked him into coming today.
Howard - You are a great undiscovered treasure. Where have you been and thank goodness for that woman.
Mel - Good job
Howie - You taught us something tonight - Don't judge a book by its cover.
Yes from all judges. he's through.

Commercials - Segment #3

New York - Judges introed.

Dancer - Howard buzzed, Heidi buzzed, Mel B buzzed
Howard - I'm fascinated by your dance
Heidi - Million dollar act - No
Mel B - That was not dancing.
It was a story. Howie: I want to see more stories.
Heidi - No
Mel B - No
Howard - No

The Animal - Buzzed out.
No all the way.

Alien yodeller - Buzzed out.
No all the way.

Avant-Gard Noise Music - Buzzed out.
No all the way.

Commercials - Segment #4

Catapult Entertainment - Silhouette Dancing
Howard & Howie - Standing O (the girls joined them)
Audience Standing O
Judges love it.
Howard stands and bows to the act.
All judges - Yes.
They're through.

Commercials - Segment #5

Quickie - Stompers - Yes

Dancers from Hawaii - Put show together overnight
Hip-hop Singin' in the Rain
Pretty damn good!
Howie - I can only imagine if you guys would put in two days.
Mel B - That was ridiculously sexy.
Heidi - That was a lotta fun to watch.
Howard - I got really nervous for you when I saw you open an umbrella indoors. Maybe once in a while spend 3-4 days putting together an act...
Yes from all judges.
They're in.

Quickie - Aerial act
Yes, all round

Dave Shirley - Comedian who doesn't tell jokes
Video and screen - edges are them, but screen is not.
Yes, all round

Kid the Whiz
Hat Dancing
Yes, all round

Commercials - Segment #6

Chuck from the Bronx - Extreme
Three different food challenges
Howard and Mel B Buzzed
Heidi buzzed
Howie checked the pepper and drank plenty of milk.
Howard, Mel B and Heidi - No
Howie - Yes.

Commercials - Segment #7

Alex (little boy singer)
No from most/all judges
(Nerves got best of him)

Anna Christine (10yo female singer/pianist)
(WOW)
Standing O by audience
Howard - I said we're looking in NY for a superstar and I think we just found one.
Heidi - I absolutely loved it.
Mel B - You have depth. You can't teach that.
Howie - To see you deliver what looked like 30 years experience blew my mind.
Yes, all round. She's through.

Commercials - Segment #8

3 Penny Chorus and Orchestra from Connecticut
(Howard - I don't like orchestral music)
Doing Here's My Number, Call Me Maybe
(Great)
Mel B - You took it to the moon and back.
Howie - I think the brilliance was the song choice and how you arranged it.
Howard - Wonderfully uplifting act
Yes, all round

Commercials - Segment #9

LA Auditions

Pacific Boys Choir - California Dreamin'
Howard - I had chills from the beginning
Mel B - Captivating
Howie - You are going to Vegas

Special Head
Howard buzzed
He LEVITATED
Howard - I was annoyed, then low and behold you pulled off your special trick.
Heidi - Amazing
Mel B - What we just witnessed was out of this world
Howie - A definite yes from me.

Commercials - Segment #10

Angela Hoover - Comedienne
Imitator - Good
Standing O by Howie & Mel B and many of audience
Howard - You were smooth as if you had ignored your children
Heidi - When youy were playing these women you actually looked like them
Mel B - Thank you. You blew me away
Howie - I think you're funny. I think you are a great impressionist.
Yes, all round.

Barbie and Mina
Buzzed by Howard and Heidi
Howard - You remind me of the Spice Girls
Buzzed out

Another act - Buzzed out.

Commercials - Segment #11

The Chiefrocca
Job is to Shut the House Down
Wants a One-Hit Wonder
Judges dance by their seats
Howard - You struck a chord with this audience. I don't think you have another hit in you.
Heidi - All our B-oo-t-ys were moving.
Mel B - Not only do I have the biggest booty on this panel and proud of it.
Howie - What's he gonna do if we send him to Vegas and he's out of songs?
Yes, all round.

That's it. See ya next time.