Tuesday, June 30, 2009

RIP - David, Ed, Farrah, Michael, Billy, and Fred (June, 2009)

June has been a rough month, if you are into show-biz, via watching TV at all.

First, there was David Carridine, probably best known by the older generation as Cain in the TV series, Kung Fu, and by the current generation as Bill, in the Kill Bill movies. He died, apparently, of accidental sexual asphyxiation, June 3, 2009, at age 73. He also hosted some shows about "Wild West Tech" on the History Channel, as did his brother, Kieth. No matter how he died, he was a very good actor, and I know I'm not the only one who looked forward to new movies or TV shows with him in them.

Then we got a break for a while.

The last week of June, though, was VERY rough.

Ed McMahon, quintessential "second banana" to Johnny Carson, Jerry Lewis, and Dick Clark, died June 24, 2009, at the Ronald Reagan/UCLA Medical Center, at the age of 86. He was with Carson from the beginning, spending 30 years with him, most of those, opening the Tonight Show with the well-known, "Heeeeeeere's Johnny!" He and Carson were a team. When Ed wasn't there, there were times Johnny was "flat". He also co-hosted the Jerry Lewis Labor Day Telethons. After Johnny retired, Ed went on to host Star Search, and "TV's Bloopers and Practical Jokes", with Dick Clark. He famously almost lost his home a couple of years ago, and suffered a number of hospital visits for accidents and illnesses. More recently, he did commercials for Budweiser, Cash4Gold.com, FreeCreditReport.com, and more.

Two days later, Farrah Faucett, long-time suffering from anal cancer finally succumbed to it on the morning of June 25, 2009, at 62. Everyone remembers her from Charlie's Angels, but she was only on it for the first season. While the show aired, Farrah's poster came out, and and she really hit it big as a sex symbol. She believed the reason Charlie's Angels went to #1 was because none of the girls wore bras. I think it was that poster. At some point, she was making more from royalties from the poster than her salary on Angels. Then came critically acclaimed TV movies, like "The Burning Bed" (based on a true story). She was married to Lee Majors (Heath from The Big Valley, The Six Million Dollar Man, and The Stunt Man), then, after their divorce, began a long-time relationship with Ryan O'Neal, with whom she had a son.

As the networks were preparing to pay tribute to Farrah, something else happened, and has been eating up the news, ever since. At around noon, it was reported that Michael Jackson was taken to the hospital by ambulance. Misinformation abounded, and some reported that he was in a coma, some reported him brain-dead, when, in actuality, he had already died, at age 50. Now, I won't spend a lot of time on Michael, as so many others have. Everyone knows his start with the Jackson Five, his going off on his own, and his making one of the best albums ever made, Thriller. Jackson broke into MTV with Billie Jean, proving that the MTV viewers were ready to see a black man, singing and dancing at the same time, and the rest is history. There will be much more about him to come, as there are his children; his obvious dislike of his abusive father; his love for the rest of his family; his love of his fans; his estate; etc. Suffice it to say that Michael Jackson's death was a surprise, and obviously eclipsed the prior deaths of this month as news.

And before anyone says, "Yeah, but he was a child molester"... Nope. Logically, he paid off the first one because it would have cost him even more for lawyers, the time taken away from concerts, and the publicity. Who knows? He may have even cared for the family, even with what they tried. Should he have? Probably not. I think it lead to someone else trying to take advantage of his quirkiness, and, my guess is when he didn't pay up, they took it to the cops, who tried to find anything to validate the claims and charges. He was acquitted, remember? And if he really had been a molester, don't you think more than just those families would have come forward, long before now to say so? And why, in Heaven's name, would all those celebrities believe otherwise, to the point of hanging around with him with their kids? Everyone knows that a single allegation, true or not, about any sexual predilections, especially having to do with kids, can ruin anyone's reputation. With the outpouring of mourning, love, and support MJ has received, I would say that people don't believe it, and his reputation, while not completely clear because of his quirkiness, has been pretty well cleared. No matter which part of his career you liked, no matter which of his many faces we all knew you liked, he was a special entertainer, and many past and current people owe their existence in entertainment and stardom to him.

Then, there was news that Billy Mays, well-known pitchman, had died at 50, on June 28, 2009. Because he'd just been in a "hard landing" that blew out the front tires of the plane he was on, and he'd been hit in the head by some luggage, people assumed he died, probably of the same thing that Natasha Richardson (Liam Neeson's wife) had in March. Turns out he had hypertensive heart disease, and probably a heart attack. Billy is best known for his boisterous, booming baritone on commercials and infomercials for OxyClean, OrangeGlo, and many, many others, starting with "Hi... Billy Mays here...". That voice really bothered a lot of people, but he sold enough products with it that there was no way he was "going away" soon. He and Anthony Sullivan had a show on Discovery called "Pitchmen", where we found out a lot of things about the products they sold, and about the pitchmen themselves. Discovery is going to do a marathon of it tomorrow (Wednesday, July 1st), starting at 11AM, and ending at 10PM, with the season finale. Love him or hate him, there's not a lot of people out there like him. How many pitchmen can say they became stars, simply from doing commercials?

And, I believe on the news on Monday, I heard that Fred Travalena, comedian and one of the best celebrity impressionists, had died on Sunday, June 28, 2009, at the age of 66, of non-Hodgkins Lymphoma. It was a short story, mixed in with the news about Farrah and MJ. While I haven't heard too much about him recently, in the past, he used to be a fairly regular guest on The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson, and on David Letterman. I remember watching, and when he was on, knew it would be an excellent show. He hosted a number of shows, and even did voices for cartoons. From my understanding, he was so good at doing actors' voices, when they were not available to do over-dubs for films, he might be called in to do the actor.

Looks like the "three celebrities" rule is true, even if it's a bit mixed, here... David, Ed, and Farrah, Michael, Billy, and Fred. All in June, 2009. Eerie, ain't it?

David, Ed, Farrah, Michael, Billy, and Fred. Most of us "older kids" grew up with all of them. Some will say they lived a long, fulfilling life. But, it's always hard when people you grew up with, whether in real-life, on TV, or in the movies, whether you really liked them or not, die. And, Billy and Michael were younger than I am. Heck, they're younger than my younger brother! All of them had families who loved them, some despite their quirks. And all of them had fans (and non-fans) of all ages.

All will be missed. RIP, all of you.

America's Got Talent 2009 - 06/30/2009

Starting in New York

62yo mother of three, Carol Lugo, Cashier - Dancer - to "Sugar Pie Honey Bun" Fun... She dances VERY hard. Sharon: You're very bizarre, but wonderfully bizarre. David: You deserve to be here... You're terrific! Piers: There's just so much to say about you. David: Absolutely Yes. Sharon: Yes. Piers: Your dream lives on with three Yeses.

Joseph Harris, aka: Yo-yo Joe. Dances with two yo-yos doing tricks. Yes, all the way.

The Diva League - Drag queen dancers - They're in.

Chris Allison, aka Coney Island Chris. Eats a light bulb. Eating it is not the hard part. That comes in two days. Piers and Sharon: Yes. He's in.

Break.

Back in New York

Jay Mattioli, 20yo, Magician - Pretty damn good. Did a couple of tricks. Piers: Pizzazz. Energy. Star quality. Sharon: Nice bit of rock and roll in there. You've made it interesting. David: Not only magic, but cool. Yes. He's in.

Going to break: Piers: He's got that star quality we're looking for.

Back to Chicago

Franklin Sane, County (Juvinile court) Judge, 56yo, music, from Detroit - Downtown - Nope. Audience boos from the beginning. Piers and David buzzed. Sharon waits. Piers: You can't sing. Sharon: He's performed in front of audiences before - Prisoners. Nope.

Break.

Chicago.

14yo Thea Megea, singer, "I am Changing" - Wow! Great voice. Audience was on their feet 1/2 way through. Standing ovation by audience. David: Wow. Nothin's gonna stop you now. Terrific (*3) job. Sharon: Not only are you a great singer, but you sing with emotion, and that's very hard to do. Piers: Right now, you are the best singer I've seen in the competition. David: Absolutely yes. Sharon: It's a yes from me. Piers: I'll tell you what's coming your way... Las Vegas. She's in.

Break.

Chicago, again.

33yo Librarian, Jeffery Johns. Only 5'-3". Apparently tried Vegas, before, but he's shorter than most of the girls. Piers buzzed. David Buzzed. Cute, but... David: That was probably the weirdest act we've had on the show. No. Piers: No. Sharon: No.

Witches in Bikinis - Nope.
Robert Myers. Three Character changes ending up like Elvis. Piers & David buzzed. Nope
Samba Samba Samba - Nope.

Five sisters originally from Utah. The Fab Five. All live in different states, now. All are moms. Started young. Not individual dreams, but family dream. If they won a million dollars, answer: Freak out. Tap Dancers. Pretty good. Audience chant: Vegas. David: Everybody from Utah has the same smile. Go to Utah, all you see is white teeth. You were tight. They're in.

Break.

Chicago.

Kevin Skinner. Kentucky. Plays guitar and writes songs. Downhome country boy. Sing a song by Garth Brooks. for a living: Was a chicken catcher for several years. Not real good at math. About 60,000 in one night - six guys. Unemployed farmer. "If Tomorrow Never Comes". Definite country voice, good guitar player. Everyone is totally silent. At end, audience stands. David stands. Piers: A moment in every season, I remember them all, cap turned around, like you. But within 20 seconds they have it. Most powerful performance. Sharon: I can tell you are a very lovely person. David: You moved us. America deserves to see you. Piers: You could win this competition. He's in. Backstage: Feel a lot of emotions, years of trying. He cries backstage. David: Everyone was moved because he was telling a story, and it came from his heart.

That's it for tonight.
See ya tomorrow!

Here are the AGT Season 4 (2009) Highlights: http://www.nbc.com/americas-got-talent/video/categories/season-4-highlights/1094635/
Here are the AGT Season 4 (2009) Episode Recaps: http://www.nbc.com/americas-got-talent/recaps/#cat=4&mea=402&ima=67254
And this is where the full episodes are available: http://www.nbc.com/americas-got-talent/video/categories/season-4/1127763/
Here's the link to the full episode of tonight's show: http://www.nbc.com/americas-got-talent/video/episodes/?aff=visa#vid=1131481

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

America's Got Talent - 2009 - 06/24/2009

Time for another audition show!

More from Seattle.

Stay-at-home-mom. 36yo, 6'-2" Manuela Horn... Sings all the time with her kids. Wants to show them what mommy can do besides washing clothes and taking care of them. She comes out in black leather, with a black devil tail, 6" platforms, black wig, with a crop. "Dominitrix in a special way." She yodels. Three "ja"s. She's in.

Comic Bots. Play and dance. Pretty good. They're in.

Tom Durnin. Magic while dancing. He's in.

G-Force. 7-11yo girl band. They're great. They're in.

Break. They all look great, so far.

Still Seattle.

Raphael Serrano. 40yo Bouncer. Went out with no shoes. Singer. Sings "Last Dance". Has NO pitch. Piers and David buzzed, but David and Sharon danced. Then he ends in a SPLIT. Said: You didn't know a fat guy could do that, huh? David: You just hurt every male in here. Sharon says Yes. Piers and David say No. Nope.

8yo Erik and 8yo Rickie. Dance partners. Been together 4 years. Dance to "Proud Mary" Tina Turner version - Fast part. Not perfect, but damn good, especially considering their ages. Sharon: Well done. David: You guys are what this show is about. You set terrific examples. Piers: We have a lot of dancers on the show, it doesn't mean you'll go through. David: Yes. Sharon: Yes. Piers: You're going to Las Vegas.

Break.

Miami, now. First time ever.

28yo Miami Native Jennifer Guadix. Doing this for the first time in front of an audience. Takes out a suitcase. Showing us something different. There's a girl in the suitcase. Contortionist. Boos from the audience. David: That's gotta be probably the worst act we've seen on the show, with all due respect. I think you should both get into the suitcase and mail yourself home. Nope.

Illusionist, Drew Thomas. Dream: Doing this every single night. Three girls come out under drop-cloths. Drew goes into a box. Then the girls start coming out from under the drop clothes leaving the middle one. Drew AND a girl come out of it. David: FINALLY, we have a magician! (This was his wife's debut back on stage after having a baby.) They're in.

Break.

Miami, again.

Sister act. Alizma. Born in Poland, call America home. Blonde Triplets. Sing and play violin. "Devil Went Down to Georgia". Pretty good. David: Wow. You beautiful ladies were terrific! Piers: Totally honest. Voices aren't good enough. If you just play the violin, you will get in. David: Keep singing, keep playing, my answer's yes. Piers: There's promise. I can't believe I'm actually saying this, but it's a yes from me. Sharon: You guys are going to be given a tremedous opportunity, don't blow it. You're going to Vegas.

Break.

Still Miami.

Jennifer James from Albany , Georgia. People tell her they've never seen anything like it before. "Nubian Beauty". 30yo. Dance. (She's a dance instructor.) Audeience booed. Buzzed. David: Like I was being attacked by a rose bush. Piers: I'm not sure you're what we're looking for. David: Sorry... No. Sharon: No. Piers: Sorry, Nubie.

Human Blowfish. No
Time Monieth(sp). No
DeanO and.... No Sharon: Silly... Very, very silly.
Dan? Server. balancing act. Nope.

David: You know? Miami is a strange place.

Break.

13yo boy, Arcadian Broad. Loves to dance. They would pick on and bully him. His confidence was really low. Then he found dance, and it was wonderful... great. Tonight is going to be my chance to get out there and give my 110%, and show everyone I do have something. To "I'm Still Standing". Kid's GREAT. Standing ovation from audience. Chant: Vegas. David: I thought it was great. Sharon: Natural, God-given gift. Magnificent talent. Piers: Great, absolutely great. David: Yes. Sharon: (Long pause) Yes from me. Piers: Young man... (yes)... Three yeses... You're going to Vegas. He skips around the stage on the way out, and is so happy, he's crying backstage with his mom and sister (I guess).

That's it this week.

Next Tuesday and Wednesday (commercial said "Every Tuesday and Wednesday"...)
See you then.

EDIT: NBC now has the full episode online for free viewing. See http://www.nbc.com/americas-got-talent/video/episodes/?vid=1129581

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

America's Got Talent - 2009 - 06/23/2009

And, so we begin again. Wonder if we'll have a Susan Boyle on our side of the Atlantic, as the commercials indicated? We'll see. Neil E Boyd was the big surprise, last year.

If you look back into my archives, I review AGT as the shows play. When I can, I include links to videos, but not the first few shows.

Please note: I write these as the show airs. I don't have Tivo or DVR, so I only get to see them once. If I miss someone, I apologize. They flash through some who don't make it, and sometimes those who do. As the number of people in the show wanes, I will get better with the names and other info.

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New host: Nick Cannon
Judges are Piers, Sharon, and David, as before.
In the following, Buzzed = three "X"s.

First up is New York City

26yo shcool aide, Ray Schwartz... Sing and dance. Song: A Little More Conversation. He just didn't dance or sing well. David: How do you think you played. Ray: Well, obviously, I need more lessons. Piers: If that was improved, how bad were you to start with? BUZZED.

Jay Brunnel - Sing and play guitar on a unicycle. Buzzed
Any Lopata - Rap Buzzed.
Sky & Vlad sometihng - Fire dance. Buzzed.

Break. David: That was a terrible start... but entertaining.

Chicago

48yo Movie Usher, Moses Lanham ... Only known living person who can do his talent: Turns feet around 180 degrees and walks. Piers buzzed. David: That's not really enough to sustain an act. Sharon: No from me. Piers: It actually made me physically sick. Cannon turned his shoes around and followed him out.

FootworKINGz - Live in a bad neighborhood. 5-man group. Footwork performance (Dance). They did good, I thought. Piers: I liked it all... Energy, dynamism. Sharon: Awesome. David: I got a problem. Are you good enough to sustain a show where people will pay $70 for an hour. BUT, I do like your Chicago attitude. They're in.

Break.

Still in Chicago.

Sunny attitude. Brother & Sister act from Wisconsin, called Shine. 10+ years together. 14-21. Singing "Walking on Sunshine". Not that great. David and Piers buzzed them. Sharon let them go. Nick: I don't think they know that they were bad. Sharon: Polite and nice people. Piers: I don't think they know they're evil underneath. BUZZED.

The Positive Borthers. Another dance group. Piers and David, Buzzed. Nope.

Accordian lady. and a young girl dancing in a bikini. "We're original."

Christy Marie - "Phenomenal Singer". Nope.

Jay Jay - Composed a mamajam. Keyboard. Three "X"s. Nope.

Break.

Still in Chicago.

A Barack Obama imitator. "The Rock and Roll President". Pete Peterkin. Does some comedy and James Brown. Piers: Take the wig off. Sharon: How many more impressions do you do. 300 or so, about 100 instruments. David: It was good, but then it faded, for him. Sharon: Yes. David: paused - Yes. Piers: Yes. He's in. (The audience loved him...)

Blackfire Percussion: Group has been that for 18 years. 8-18 ages. Drummers. Sharon: Great. Yes all round.

Vocal Percussion: Anointed. Good. Piers: Best I've seen. In.

Unexpected Dance Step. They're in. (Large troup)

Break. David: The talent has returned. It always does.

Chicago, still.

Debbie Victor. 54yo. People are amazed when I do my talent. I think the judges are totally gonna love it. Animal sounds. Works for a law firm. Sharon buzzed on first - Dog barking. 3-4 in, she was buzzed out. Each "no" brought an imitation, and she walked out doing them.

Tommy and Diane Long with a miniature horse. Horse golfs. Nope.

Rockin Rory and his owner, Tony Hoard, 54. Dog is 7yo. - From New Castle, Indiana. With Rory, he gets to play with the dog. Flying disk dog. Good act, and I'm not just saying that because he's from Indiana. Piers: Most incredible thing I've ever seen... That dog flies! David: America deserves to see you and your dog. Sharon: Yes. Piers: Yes. COOL! He's IN! As they are leaving, Tony says, backstage: "He gets a steak, tonight!"

Break.

Seattle, now.

49yo Brad Byers from Idaho. When he was small, his grandmother ran a talent show. She put him in, and he was hooked. Put hook through nose out of mouth. Then swung an anchor (small one). Sharon... No! No! Then he put a drill into his nose (like those who pound a nail into their heads?) All the judges seem sick. Sharon: Do you do anything else? Yes... Piers: I loved every second of it. David: America deserves to see you, yes. Sharon: No from me. Piers: Yes. He's in!

Brad's act entertained the judges, but the rest of seattle was just weird! (Nick)

A guy who strips, someone with a suitcase, an accordianist with weird sounds, Fire group, Bad bagpiper. Nope! (Thank God!)

Break. Sharon: This place is absolutely barking mad!

Seattle, again.

Noel the Freak - hangs stones from his eyes and they're broken. Nope.

The EriAm(sp?) Sisters - Write songs and sing. Dream - To be the next Destiny's Child. Parents backstage. "I Want You Back (Give Me One More Chance)". Great. I think they're in. Audience loves them. Piers: Don't drift apart too much (onstange). David: You are the most talented kids I've seen on the show since the beginning. David: Absolutely, yes. Sharon: Yes. Piers: Yes. They're in.

Break.

Seattle, still.

Jesse White tumbling team. Yes.
Urban Nation Hip-Hop Choir. Yes.
Draconik (playing with fire). Yes.

30yo Loan Officer, David Johnson. Wrote a song about someone on Baywatch. Never done anything this big, before. "I wanna be the sand between your toes. You could teach me CPR..." (Bad start.) Song is about David Hasselhoff. (Had a crush on him in HS.) Piers and David had buzzed before he got to the name. Piers: Buzzed you too early. Could be a very special night, tonight, David. David: Absolutely, yes. Honored and humbled that someone would write a song about me. And saddened he's a man. Sharon: No. I don't think I could hear that again. Piers: Brilliant. Yes. He's in.

Break.

Aerialist. Bruce and Simone. Double-hoop. Piers buzzed. Piers: Just go and get a room. Sharon: Quite Fabulous. David: The kiss was nice... Makes me wanna go home and get a hula hoop. David: No. Sharon: Yes. Piers: Sharon says if I say yes, we can do it later. I've always wanted to swing from hoops with Sharon. Yes. They're in.

Break.

New York.

NYC Gay Choir - They're in.

32yo Joseph Maricina - Impressions. Scares him sometimes at how well he does them. Great at entertainment (his words). Jack Nicholson... Piers buzzed immediately. David buzzed on Anthony Hopkins, followed by Sharon. Didn't sound like those guys. Nope from all three. (Joseph: "Personally, I think it was jealousy, because there's no way I didn't sound like them."). I think he needs to get a recorder, and play both the person he's imitating and himself. He's NOT good. He had the lines down, but not the voices.

Big guy, small girl - Paradizo Dance. SHE holds HIM up. Well, they alternate. (Just married last September). Not bad. Not great, but interesting. Piers: She weighs around 100 pounds. He 240. How the hell do you lift him up. (She shows her muscles.) Piers: That was one of the most extrodinary things I've seen in my life. Sharon: Terrific. David: Grace and it moved me. Great job. Votes: Yes all around.

Break.

New York

Last act: Brother and Sister group. Voices of Glory. Three kids. 9, 13, 16. "God Bless America", for ALL of America. Three years ago, mom was in a head-on with a drunk driver. They started singing to her (in a coma for months). They sang to her and the hospital, and it went on from there. Wonderful harmonies. WOW! Standing ovation - Audience and judges. Sharon in tears. Piers: God bless you three, you are the pride of America tonight. David: Beautiful. Fantastic. Sharon: (can't speak). They wheel Mom out with a mic. Piers: You must be feeling VERY proud of your children tonight. Sharon: Amazing family. And they must be so proud to have you as their mum. Piers: Talent show. As powerful as the story is, it's a talent show. Singing: Best we've heard this year. Sharon: Yes. David: Yes. Piers: My great pleasure to say you three are going through to the next round. (Sharon is still in tears.)

As the show ends, Sharon's still crying. Piers: That's the most powerful thing I've ever seen.

New show, tomorrow.
See you then! ;-)

EDIT: NBC now has the full episode online for free viewing. See http://www.nbc.com/americas-got-talent/video/episodes/?vid=1129130#vid=1129130