America's Got Talent (AGT) (2010) - June 30, 2010 - Auditions

Final Auditions Show from LA(?) tonight

Segment #1

Jimmy Dihn - 36yo - Comedian from Viet Name
Piers buzzed. Audience starting to boo. Audience "X" arms.
Three buzzes.
Howie: You are a funny man, and you were very funny when you were talking to Sharon.
Howie: No for now.
Sharon: No for now.
Piers: Your two biggest supporters have said no, so to make you feel better, I'm going to say Yes.
Sharon: You know what they call Piers? An BUZSZ.
He says he'll be back next year.

Segment #2

Kia & Sadie - Belly-Dancing Duo
Howie says, before they even introduce themsvlves, "Give us a minute"
Piers says, before they even introduce themselves, "You're going to Vegas"
Howie: I think you know... there are no words. Both of you are so... so... talented.
Sharon: You're great looking women, and it's great that you can bellydance so well.
Howie: I didn't even notice the dancing.
Sharon: He was looking at the T&T
Howie: The Talent and the Timing
Piers: I could have watched that, literally for months. Yes.
They're in.

Lindsey Stirling - Violinist/Dancer
Yes, all round.

Team X-Pogo. - Acrobatic Pogo-stick artists..
Yes, all round.

Da Maniacs - Dancers
(Most are pretty big guys, one's a little person.) Pretty good.
Sharon: Very entertaining.
Yes, all round.

Segment #3

Clownvis - King of Clowns
Piers buzzed early.
Old McDonald (as Elvis)
Piers: You come on as an Elvis impersonator, dressed as a clown, singing Old MacDonald. It is the worst act I've ever seen.
Sharon: (She has a contact high from living with Ozzie too long.) Nobody. Nobody disrespects my husband. So BEEP!
Howie: How can you follow that. (Howie Mandel hasn't made a good thing since Little Monsters).
Nick comes out taking his coat off.
Howie: Let me answer to him. BEEP.
No all round.

Andrew -
Three Sumo Wrestlers come out and wrestle.
Nope.

Tap Dancing Sara Palins.
They strip off to bras and pants
Beaver mascot comes out, and drops "pellets".
Nope.

Frequent Flyers Productions.
Howie: There wasn't a move that I thought even I could do. And Howie does it.
Nope.

Segment #4

Rick Smith Jr. Tosses playing cards.
Says he holds a world record
Yes, all round.
Throws one to spotlighter in balcony.

Phil Trau (74yo) - Tap Dance routine he did 50 years ago.
Unfolds a small set of stairs, and tap-dances on them.
Piers buzzed. (Ends in splits!)
Audience loves it.
Piers: Difficult moment for me. When I buzzed you, it was ... it was like viagra was going through me. Then when you did the splits, I knew I was going to have to do something I absolutely hate doing. I take back my "X".
Sharon called him "Sexy Phil".
Yes, all round.

Segment #5

Luigi Seno - Jazzy Guitarist/Singer
Great!
Audience loves it. Standing O.
Sharon: You have a really cool, relaxed style.
Howie: When you came out here, you appeared as a shy, young kid. But when you started strumming... If you had an album out now, I'd have it in my car.
Piers: Very relaxed style.
Yes, all round.

Segment #6

73yo - Arthur Nakani - Trying to make it for over 35 years and added many instruments. 3 hours to set up.
One-Man Band. Ambition is to let people know that anybody can do what he does.
This one is for Sharon.
"Because".
Not GREAT, but audience loved it, once he got started.
Sharon: I think that you are a very very lovely man, and you entertained me.
Howie: Thank you for being here, but no. ]
Sharon: I want to spend time with you in Vegas, so it's yes.
Piers: Arthur... I'm not going to pretend that you are the the best because you're not. But for sheer dedication, I'm going to send you to Vegas.

A review of some of the acts, to Journey's "Don't Stop Believing".

And, that's it. Next week/Tuesday & Wednesday, Vegas, Baby!