Wednesday, July 10, 2013

America's Got Talent (AGT) 2013 - 07/10/2013 - Final Auditions

NBC Highlights.

San Antonio early... Not sure when, but they switched to NY somewhere in there.

Mestizo Ballet (Mariachi Dancers w/knives)
Mel B - I enjoyed it.
Howie - Mateo - I think you're a star
Yes, all around.

Aquanauts (Synchronized Swimming)
Yes, all around.

Kevin Downy Jr (Comedian)
Howie - You look like if Joe Cocker and Neil Diamond gave birth to a comedian...
Yes, all around.

Arial Love Duet
Yes, all around.

Commercials - Segment #2

Timber Brown (Acrobatic Entertainer)
Climbs a pole about 20 feet, does some "pole dancing", then drops to 2' above the stage.
Timber is disappointed. Didn't perform all he wanted.
Howie: We didn't notice one single flaw.
Mel B knows him so cannot judge.
Yes from Howie, Howard, Heidi.

Commercials - Segment #3

Skylir Hicks (14yo Singer/Songwriter)
Original Song
Heidi - I think you're a beautiful girl, and I'm happy you shared your story to us.
Mel B - I can get that you're nervous, but I could hear a beautiful tone in your voice.
Howie - I can imagine you father is watching you, and glowing with pride.
Yes, all around.

Commercials - Segment #4

Orville Lounge

Dr Bob Baker (Gastro-Enterologist - Ventriloquist)
Howard's personal doctor (Given him a colonoscopy)
Worlds only talkiing large intestine
[Buncha crappy jokes ;-) ]
Heidi - I see Howard when I see you - without hair and without glasses.
Howie - I think it's likable, but not ready for $1M
No, Howie, Mel B, and Heidi.
Howard - Bob, don't take it out on me!

Hoola Hoop and Belching
Buzzed out.

Jesus - Science of Basketball
No. (Howard swished it)

Porno Poetry
No.

Commercials - Segment #5

Milton Patton (Country Music Singer)
[Great Voice - "Whiskey Lullaby"]
Audience3 loved him. Very emotional for him.
Mel B - I don't think anyone was really expecting that. I see a superstar within you.
Heidi - 21yo Milton. I think it's worth it you came. I like you.
Howard - You have a unique quality within you.
Howie - The things we work the hardest for, the things that cause us the most pain, are the things that payoff for us the most in the end.
Yes, all around.

Commercials - Segment #6

Howard Stern - America's Judge

Jetta "Linda Ostrofski"
(Last name of Howard's wife, but looks like him.)
Singing "Hot Stuff"
(She LOVES Howard, and freaks out.)
Howie - I don't know what to say. I can't listen to you, Howard. It has to be a no.
Mel B - No
Heidi - No
Howard - It would have been a yes from me, but...

That's it for tonight.
C'ya Next week in Vegas 0 Tuesday and Wednesday, again. ;-)

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